Jessica Alba humps a hula hoop in the screen shots below from her new movie “Dear Eleanor”. In this film Jessica Alba plays the feminist icon Eleanor Gapbottom, the first woman ever to successfully insert a hula hoop completely into her rectum. Jessica Alba is a gorgeous woman. Unlike most other actresses that eventually get naked, she’s never taken her clothes off for the camera. That means Alba nudes are really few and rare. You’re lucky we have them here. Jessica Alba shows off her rapidly deteriorating body in a bikini in the photos below. Of course Jessica once again flaunting her weathered old lady flesh in a bikini while on vacation is not what is interesting about these pictures, for what has caught the attention of us pious Muslims is the fact that the.